Heath's teeth

Heath was to give an after dinner speech,

But in a rush had forgotten his teeth.

The man next to him said,"Don't worry I can help you Heath."

With that he pulled out a pair of false teeth.

"Too big"said Heath"they move around too much.

"Try these.""Fantastic,you've got the magic touch."

Heath enjoyed the meal without disappointment,

Impressed with the dentist tried to make an appointment,

"I'm not a dentist,my name is Laker,

I'm your friendly local undertaker."