Three Cruel Penguin Scenarios
#1
It bites. Infant. Baby penguin poached
and now escaping. Not cruel for biting, cruel
for gloating the carcass with random scatterings
in some yet to be discovered ancient animal
revenge ceremony.
#2
Penguin pet of leading
scientist accidentally gets injected
with new strain of cognition
manipulators. Becomes
sexually deviant immediately and
savagely rapes experimenters daughter
for 9 hours in a shed.
#3
14.9 million years in the future.
Groups of highly evolved and organised
penguins banding together and forcing
young seals to witness
the cannibalization of their entire
family on video camera.
melanie coady
Wed 22nd Aug 2012 19:47
laughed my ass off lol