Chocoholics

Keith a coach driver is touring with a group of O.A.P.s

"Would you like these nuts?"says an old lady,"Oh yes please."

Keith eats them all and aquires a taste,

"Would you like some more,they'll only go to waste?"

She hands him a bag full,he quickly devours them all,

And says,"Can't understand why no-one likes them at all !"

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth,

We just suck the chocolate and leave whats underneath."