Mildred

In an American hospital people were always dying in the same bed.

On Sunday morning regardless of their condition they were found dead.

This puzzled the doctors and produced quite a scare.

It happened in the intensive care unit,recovery was rare.

The unexplained deaths occurred about 9 o'clock,

A worldwide team of experts was called in to observe round the clock.

On Sunday morning all the experts assembled around the bed,

As the clock struck 9 in walked the Sunday cleaner called Mildred,

Mildred was very laid back and a bit of a dreamer,

She unplugged the life support machine and plugged in the vacum cleaner!!!