Damn it
I was right in the mood for a bowl of flakes
you know the feeling when you get the taste for it?
I was going to be naughty
and bang a load of sugar on top
not sprinkle it,
bang it on.
but hot damn
Ive no milk
forgot to go to the shops
theres always something missing in life
and today
its milk
not that i should be drinking it
not supposed to mess with udders you know
to drink things forced in a field
they say goats milk, boy thats better
girl thats written in a letter
published on a helath site
on the internet
but I forgot that too
I do have some ice cream though
its very old
and theres a spoon still embedded
in the not quite clip,
clipseal plastic lid
Uri Gellar must have bent it
when upon
the seventies he did skid
and skip along
into obscurity
I wonder what he misses
in his fridge?
Ill maybe summon him
to magic up some goats milk then.