Be my trophy wife
I'll never leave you
On the shelf
Or locked in the basement
I'll improve on my dusting skills
And polish up my act
Everyday at the moment I feel like
The holder of the Sweet F.A cup
For the record time
Forever half empty and half full
I hope one day to pick you up
And raise you up in the air
I'll bathe in your reflected glory
'Cos for every trophy there is a story