A mean Scottish painter called Wayne,

Thinned down his paint purely for gain.

One day the church asked him to put in a bid,

The lower his price the more thinning he did.

So he put up the scaffolding and set up the planks,

Then prayed at the church and for the job gave his thanks.

While Wayne was up the scaffolding and the  job nearly completed,

And the paint full of turpentine very heavily diluted.

A horrendous clap of thunder knocked Wayne off his ladder,

The rain washed away the paint,the church couldn't look any sadder.

"What shall I do now oh Lord? forgive me ,thee I do love!"

"Repent,repaint and thin no more,"came a voice from above.