When I was gainfully employed I used to resent having to shop on a weekend and be encumbered by herds of pensioners cluttering up the supermarket aisles and sauntering with the urgency of grazing cattle.

Why the bloody hell didn’t they do their shopping midweek?

No!  The silly bastards had to do it when the rest of us do ours.

Nowt to fucking do and all fucking day to do it!