Brought up in a ghetto ,frequently no food on the table,

A hunger for fame and with a ball was so able.

He doesn't care a damn what people think,

Drive's Ferraris and referees to the brink.

 

Lives his entire life consumed by rage,

Earns £11 million a year after tax for a wage.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,must learn to spell his name,

Single handedly destroyed England in a friendly game.

 

He put all four of Sweden's goals in the net,

His final goal a 30 yard bicycle kick,best yet.

Took his shirt off got a yellow card,

Addicted to tattoos,extremely hard.

 

The whole of Sweden stood tip toe on their feet,

Clapped their hands together for their hero to greet.

The most expensive footballer on the earth,

On Wednesday night proved to them what he was worth.