Two men had been drinking heavily at the Dish and Spoon,

"One man said,What a beautiful night,look at that moon !" 

"Your wrong ,"said the other man "Thats definitely the sun !"

"Lets have a bet on it,think I've won."

Another man came along and they asked him ,"What do you think ?"

He gazed up at the sky while wobbling through drink.

"I'm on my way home,I've had to much beer,

I can't really say,I don't live round here."