Zombie

Emerald Ireland looks great.

I want to go.

Syria was once beautiful before the war.

Racing bikes are as cool as jet fighters.

Look at the Isle of Man TT and Le Mans 24hr endurance bike races.

Breathtaking like any air show flying display.

Goodbye wobbly wisdom tooth, you fakin cant!

You broke by roast spud; caught between 2 teeth.

Off to the tooth butcher. £48 rip off again.

Get a tat for that price saying:

I DON'T WANNA BE F*CKIN RIPPED OFF!

How can I learn to love this danger town of mine?

When you crucify yourself you use a magic hammer to get the last nail in.