Now that really is absurd

Whoever heard

Of a two-headed bird

 

Once in a while

With a lop-sided smile

And with effortless guile

It's atop of the pile

 

Sitting high on the stack

Ahead of the pack

Changing its tack

Flying straight back

Its perch to attack

 

What would one say

If one saw it one day

Soaring way up above

Like a withered old glove

A two-headed bird

Now that really is absurd!