Five Years
My time hasn't been happy in love. No long term relationship for five years. After the last one went tits up. She colluded with her mother and left me. I should have never of gotten involved with her. I learn with experience.

Years slowly passed. Now I live back in the north of England, not the south. I was full of optimism, even though my ex left me and I was laid off work. I explored all the places I visited before; so much had changed. Including me.

My optimism soon vanished when gals I took out on dates let me down and jobs I applied for said no. This situation is the same today in the deprived town I live in, Oldham. It's not my town and not my home. It's a dump.

I have no time for English gals and their bad chav attitudes. Selfish putting themselves first. Mean when they leave me by text. Uncaring when they do it to the next guy down the line.

Foreign ladies are nicer. Pleasant attitudes, close trusted friends, passionate lovers, cultured and speaking four languages. It's such a shame the miles are huge. Half a world away but I dream of such a woman by my side.