To Love In Vein.

 

Sebastian

was dark and broody,

Celestine

was pale and moody

(Celestine’s real name

was Judy).

 

Sebastian

dressed all in black,

(by the way

his name was Jack)

he thought he was

good in the sack.

 

Judy

thought ‘Oh, what the heck’,

Jack

thought ‘what a lovely neck’,

so hard to keep

their lust in check.

 

Watching ‘Twilight’

at the flicks,

Jack gets close

and gently licks

at Judy’s throat

to get his kicks.

 

Celestine

groans with desire,

Sebastian

has torched her fire,

‘Bite’ she says

(her voice goes higher).

 

Sebastian

bit and sucked,

Celestine

was really fucked,

he hit a vein -

her goose was cooked.

 

Judy

was buried, her soul had gone.

Jack

stood by the grave with a hard on.

The judge

had deemed he get a pardon.

 

"She asked for it",

his honour said,

"It’s no wonder

that she ended dead,

Jack followed her

where he was led".

 

Judy

failed to apply the brake,

Jack

allowed his thirst to slake.

If only

she had ordered stake.

 

The moral

of this sorry tale

is vampires

never go to jail

so if they slurp

you must impale.