If you go down in the woods today                        

You might not believe your eyes

Some campers in Western Australia

Were in for a big surprise

 

Awoken by a crunching sound

In the middle of the night

A rampaging pig they came across

Gave them a massive fright

                           

But more than that the cheeky swine

Was snaffling all their beer

Shredding all their rubbish bags

And wrecking all their gear

 

What came next it will amaze

The beast it ran amok

Bolstered by the demon drink

A cow it tried to sock

 

Said cow did not take kindly

To this unprovoked attack

Gave chase to that wayward boar

Who sensibly back-tracked

 

The aggressor quickly trotted off

(Well, a stagger ‘twas more like)

Took refuge under a nearby tree

The drunken, wayward tyke

 

This is a true story.