I goes by the name of frosty don’t you know

A cool snowman who is the star of the show

Hey happy seasonal people I got nowhere to go

I am stuck to the spot watching the festive glow

Just saw a reindeer fly across the night sky

Santa rocking by on a sleigh said yo ho ho ho hi

Three dudes going by the name of the wise men

Asked me the way to the town of Bethlehem

I looked up to the heavens and said follow that star

And the pilgrims coming from near and far

It would be nice to tuck into some Xmas fayre

And sink a few sherries without a care

Sit in front of a blazing fire that is roaring

Have a lovely nap and keep on snoring

This could be the best that I have ever felt

The truth is me and my heart would surely melt

Season’s greetings to each and everyone

Have a fab time and lots of laughter and fun

I will remain in the bleak winter cold snap

And chill out merrily to my Xmas rap