Should you go in the spare room, you wonder

as we lie here in bed together

so that I can be left to slumber

as it seems you’re coughing forever.

 

Loving affection is really our thing

so I suggest you take a dose

of that tasty cough medicine

which you have been keeping close.

 

So you take my advice with a swig

and hey, you’ve stopped coughing – yes!

but now you’re snoring like a pig

so it’s ME to the spare room, I guess!