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Cadburys 'Snaps'

Cadburys 'Snaps'

Mint flavoured-
thought I could be a good citizen-
a healthy one,
not so moorish
but the crispy mintness
the fragile little snaps
in those packets
-just way too adorable
987 calories in the whole packet
think ill mint snap if
if I dont carry on gorging
stuffing
mmmmm, love it.
just one more
go on, sod it they are thin snaps
easy to eat snaps
mint choc chip snaps
well packed layered snaps
tapping at my temptation wrapped
something taps at the head
chocky temptation not been fed
something taps again at the head
tap tapping snap snapping
in the eroded defences
what a waste of time
my false pretences at the supermarket
gifts for guests??
after 8?
after eights I like them too
the choices grate
I havent got a clue what to do
false prteences at the supermarket
whos kiddin ?
….who… the bloody hell did you think was going to eat them then?
a Cadburys snappy ghost perhaps?
the invisible snap man?
your going to crack man!
going to seed man!
going to belly man chocolate pan feed
out on the edge I am!
need
in the chocolate high zone I am
greed
makes up for loving moments lost
no lovers cost
she leaves me
dipped in the fledgling first time
i ate them
hate her, addict.
cant debate the fact
im a snappy snap choc mint lactose lad
ladditte
lap dancing lover of the things
smother of the things
melting brings
mucky lips
and wiping things with
sweating mits
of chip chocky bits
hell !, will it fit?
the whole packet ?
in me mouth?
I love it
I try and shove it in
it creates a plastic grin
a sickening win
I puke in the bin fifteen minutes later
a snap crack poppin it all back up
a mucky pup
an andrex out luck
theres not cloth or tissue
so a tummy tuck for you boy!
get fat
heart attack cholesterol fat back voucher
for snappy little boys




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Val Cook

Wed 1st Apr 2009 21:36

Hi Pete
1 am addicted to Cadburys Chocolate fingers. Every trip to the supermarkets they call to me as I enter the store. Its a none stop feast.
Good poem.

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Wed 1st Apr 2009 19:57

Mmmmmm.....
Scrumptious!
Have you tried the chocolate hazelnut cadbury snaps? Love the mint but you just can't beat nutty ones. Hm :-)

I'll look forward to hearing this one performed Peter 'cos i kept getting my tongue in a twist just trying to read it. Good 'un my lovely.
Janet.x

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Steve Regan

Wed 1st Apr 2009 18:19

I have the same problem ... only with Garibaldi biscuits. Just can't stop stuffing 'em down me screech once the box is opened. Still, one must never stop opening boxes.

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clarissa mckone

Wed 1st Apr 2009 03:54

wow, mints with chocolates! every year, I buy 2 boxes of chocolate mint cookies, as I love them!I eat soft mint candys every day, I dont know what a cadbury mint is like, it may be very good. No to the tummy tuck, its natural to get plump as you get older.nice little poem

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