Its not selling ice cream either
it is not cloaked in eider down
not driven by clowns
but rather someone sinister
filming people filming streets
its all a bit weird
people in the streets
your  house captured
for all to see, weird
I’m a voyeur
your a voyeur
were all secret voyeurs
peeping toms
a mass of googling eyes
massively doing wrong
by prying
get it on, the google car is coming
make love in the streets
flash your knickers
moon your arse to mars
reverse park your cars
just confuse them
confuse the google masters
the google cars are coming
look at that mast sticking out, its got a thousand eyes
that only work in sunshine
why, you think Britain is sunny sunshine?
swine, ill make you mine
my fifteen minutes of eternal fame
ill play the google game alright
look at that bird in the mini skirt!
a pixillated princess
yes, I can see down the dress
nice one mammary impress
I say yes to that, but no to the rest of it!
go on pixalate me you bastards!
I shall place
cardboard cuts outs of the queen
outside my local newsagents
that will confuse them
Jim Morrison
Freddy mercury
Freddy star
lord lucan
all the missing entourage
chemical ally
Osama bin laden
ill put a cardboard cut out in the garden
that ll confuse em
get the stuff out of my life google!
get the huff out of my life!
you loogical,confusical invader of privacy
yes i can invent words too you know!
and as your power grows
as your pictures multiply
and the world gets to know
each and every one of you
shit! here comes the camera car now
I forgot to wash the net curtains
to brush the pathway
to empty the bins, no that’s the councils fault
oh the council
and the TV licence love a bit of it
bastards are spyin
buyin the maps off google
pryin again
every street in the world mapped
every inch of the globe
crapped out of a lcd stream of information
you are mean not to compensate me
i have an eternal fifteen minutes of fame
the first person in the world
caught puking up or in the back seat
of car park in a goggle dogging game
lame pedestrians freeze frame themselves
to be famous
its insane
the worlds gone google mapping mad
every girlette on the town, every lad
every feathered bird in the trees
captured on camera,  been, had
weak at the knees in anger
a government conspiracy
surely?