Crap Without Wrap (Rap)
Hey, there
Aren't any rhymes for you tonight, it is a
Case of the body and mind collapse, so,
All I'm gonna do is just take a long bath,
Bubbles ease my troubles and the muscles relax, then
Fry some eggs and heat a tin of
Baked beans on the hob, forget the
Culinary feats, it's a night to be a slob, and when I'm
Fed and clean I'll dive into my single bed, since as a
Couple we are somewhat still
Non-operational yet.
Awaits slumber,
Dreamless and sombre,
Woken by the phone bell,
Midnight call from you, oh well...
Then comes the bliss without kiss, (damn, damn) and I'll be
Snug without hug (damn, damn) fall into a
Nap without your wrap (damn, damn) but I am
Patient for you, I am
Patient for you, I am
Patient!