My Best Friend Tony, Who I Only Met The Once
I met Tony round at Marce and Micks
one night after the pub.
It was summer time, which I later found out was his favorite time;
the way sunlight smashed the treetops in Pearson Park
when you slipped in off Park Grove
and you’d get that sudden flashbulb in the eyes
like the leaves had all exploded,
but anyway, this was night-time and we’d lit up long past dark
and Tony was telling us about Bohemia
how he’d lived in Prague
Ey, I lived in Prague I told him, whereabouts where you?
This was nineteen sixty five he said,
it wasn’t like how it would have been for you.
Yeah, and how would you know?
(sparking up and kicking back, ruffling up the feathers, a laid back attack)
I was young and full of piss and Tony’s hair was white
like ash tapped from a burning spliff,
a roof weighed down with snow.
What could this old fool teach me about the wastrel life?
So we had a Boho face off over cigarettes and wine
and Micks black cat snaked round the floor like a surly slice of night
as we sewed wings upon our tales
and let them all take drunken flight:
I’d had a beer with Iggy’s drummer in the Marquis De Sade.
Tony checkmated Vaclav Havel
on the Golden Horse boulevard.
I’d slept all night on Kafka’s grave
with a bottle of green fairies.
Tony stopped a Russian tank
with a bouquet of white roses
and a basket of canaries.
I had a Moravian fiddle player staying weekends at my flat,
but Tony had kissed Ivana Trump,
and I could not compete with that.
So the night went on and the talk went round of all the books we’d read
and all the people that we’d met and the amazing things they’d said
and no matter what I threw at him he’d lived it thrice before;
committed humanist – beat that.
He nailed me to the floor.
And then we got a taxi and I was skint so he crashed for that.
And I never saw Tony to pay him back,
but his name came up again
when I heard about his passing
through a friend of a friend of a friend,
and that night I slept on Mick and Marcie’s couch
like a hundred times before
and when they came back off holiday
I told them, Tony’s gone,
my best friend Tony, who I met the once before.