In that location existed one junior male person bearing the title James although this was often shortened to an abbreviated form of address,

A person lacking in flesh to an extreme degree,

This juvenile lost his footing atop a small thin broken branch of a tree,

Which caused said adolescent fellow to go head over heels in a perpendicular manner from top to bottom into a gouge within the earth’s surface,

Thus initiating a fracture within the jointed appendage which was on the side of his body located to the west when he faced north and which he used for locomotion.

(There was a young man named Jim,

Who was exceedingly slim,

He tripped on a stick,

And fell down a nick,

Breaking his lower left limb.)