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Me Brain’s on Holiday and Me Gob’s in Charge - Poem 1

She’s nice – “Hello darling’, how you doin’?”
Have I seen you in here before? Would you like a drink? Here are some flowers! Would you like to go to dinner? Would you like to come back to mine? Would you like to get married? What shall we call the kids? Where shall go on the family holiday, what about a college fund?
Yeah, me brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge.

Me brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge
Can I have your number? Can I text, can I call? Can I see you? Can I cook for you clean for you, always be there for you?
Whoa! Slow down mate, you’ve only just met.
Yeah but, me brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge.

Me brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge


Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away
God made butter, god made cheese
god also made me for u to squeeze.
I used to hate donkeys until I checked out your ass
is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get

With lines like that, I’m a criminal at large
Cos me brain’s on holiday and my gob’s in charge.

Me Brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge
It’s tough to talk with all your friends around
I can’t get near with your friends around
So, you’re going to your toilet with your friends around
See you in a minute with your friends around
Where have you gone with your friends around?
Please don’t go
‘Cause
I could be Homer to your Marge


But me brain’s on holiday and me gob’s in charge!

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Comments

<Deleted User> (5763)

Wed 27th May 2009 16:02

Hi Sebastien.
I know the feeling -guilty- all too often !

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