So, Gordon says he will not walk away

That's no surprise, how he loves Number Ten

And cowardly ministers will let him stay

Maybe they don't want to be leader when

Labour gets kicked at the next election

Let Brown take the blame for the bad result

Labour backbenchers wanted something done

Faced with losing their seats, though that insult

Dished out by voters will be to the cult

Of Brown and his cronies, for the UK

Public can't elect or sack its PM.

Following their failure to catapult

Brown into the Thames, Labour must now pray

To the god Mandelson for redemption!