EVER EXPANDING ANDY

Since bread and cheese with herbs became his dream

The cabbage soup diet would not suit him

Eating himself to death with cakes and cream

I don’t think that he will ever be slim

 

Shedding a few pounds would be a riot

Of course that’s not as easy as it seems

Lose the weight first then go on the diet

Ever expanding Andy – burst the seams

 

He needs something that’s carbohydrate free

To cut out fizzy plonk and all that beer

He don’t want to go bark up the wrong tree

Or partake of something that he can’t cheer

 

One of these days he’s going to be slim

Ever Expanding Andy roll on Jim

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The prompt at NaPoWriMo today was to write about food.