NaPoWriMo 2016

 

Day Nineteen

 

HOW TO TAME A TROGLODYTE

Is life a competition or a game

Pray tell me soon my all creative one

Ask your troglodyte to discuss his name

He’ll grunt and groan ignoring you for fun

Club you to kingdom come if you let him

You need to exercise control all day

Bind him tightly and whip him till he’s thin

Feed him minute amounts and make him pay

For sins of generations on his back

Exact his breath with boiling lemonade

Kick his wisdom teeth into a black sack

When he’s ready send him out on a raid

Buy ‘How to Tame a Troglodyte’ the book

Make sure the author signs it take a look

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The prompt at NaPoWriMo today was to write a ‘How To’ poem