I`m a floating voter
Can`t make up my mind
Which I`m going to vote for
I`m just the wavering kind,
Whether to remain or Brexit
They`re worried where my one vote goes,
Should I stay - or head toward the exit?
I`m one of the great don`t knows.

Now my lady wife is having
The best time of her life.
Because they have to make a fuss of
A floating voters wife.
When they came to kiss the baby
The baby was very shrewd,
She peed on Nick Farage and Boris,
And on Cameron she poohed.

While all the advocates are touting
For my un-committed X,
(Will I opt for in or outing?)
They`re careful not to vex.
All the Tory flee or biders
Are fighting for my floating vote
But I`ll remain an undecider
(While they cut each others throat)