Heard this happened. Who knows.
They ran wild in woods
Full of bears
And carried bells
And pepper spray
To keep the bears at bay
They knew no fear
The road was clear
Safety a written rule
They laughed and frolicked
And mocked the wild life
with their bells
And hid behind
Their pepper
Until one day
Invited to stay
At a vets on the hill
In weather a
little drizzly
He operated on a
Big deceased grizzly
And looking out
the view became
a little less sure
Inside his stomach
Holy Hell
Was bell upon bell
And his mighty gob
stank of pepper.
elPintor
Fri 29th Apr 2016 01:44
clever, clever..this reminded me of Shel Silverstein's "The Lion Who Shot Back"..I used to get great joy reading it aloud to my son, describing how funny the hunter's caps tasted.
Thanks for the laugh.
elPintor