"The Alternative Future"

Its the year 2066.I know 50 years have flown fast,

this is what happened in our dubious past.

You remember Cameron,our ex-prime minister

who was impeached,when he preached about tax-

avoidance.Had he forgotten,the warm off-shore

tax free nest ,off the coast of Grand Can aria.

Or the dangerous 4 year term of of a lib-dem

and Green party coalition.

Wow they had some crazy policies,here i ll give

you a few examples.

1. You had to paint your house green.

2. Solar panels ,1 per house,useful in Birmingham

or above the M62.

3. They banned cars.Trapping life in the slow lane.

4.We left the E.U. Now Brussels laughs at us.

The ever explosive,Armageddon laden,in the Middle

East, raged on with no clear outcome or winners.

House-hold dinners frozen. The production of fresh meat

was banned,due to several large outbreaks of

meat-based mayhem of International proportions.

I ll flash forward to 2066.Food is now in pill form.

Due to serious drought,unforeseen weather conditions

and severe volcanic eruptions-off the scale!

Oh! Mankind, we gave you several chances,

plenty of extra dances and still you failed.

Our race ,will never be hailed.