Gabby (Gabrial to you lot) was not having a good day,

the Boss was having problems seperating

Jews from Muslims

Muslims from Christians, and

Christians from Jews

right confusing it was,

bloody Buddist and Hindu's were

banging on Heavens Gate

going on about some

religeous discrimination act of 94.

 

It was a bad un I be telling yer,

poor old Gabby running about

flapping his wings like some kind of demented stork,

Jesus and Mo were having a scrap in the corner, and

old Moses was taking bets on who would win,

to make it worse rumour was that

Big G was shutting pub at ten,

then up pops that clown from below,

never did have good timing did Luci,

right he shouts, if you lot don't pack it in right now

I'm going to get me demons, so take that,

well Big G  was not amused and

chucked right big lighting bolt

straight down Luci's gob and

sent him back to hell, bloody demons as well.

 

Got to admit we were getting a bit knackered by then

so we all went to the Heavens Retreat and

had a pint or ten

except Mo, he was on diet coke,

as for Bud and his best mate Hindi

they never even made ther pub,

Big G kept them locked out at Heavens Gate

supping lemonade and coke,

cause that's what yer get if yer

mess with the Big G.