Take off your top hat.

Greet the ladies with a sincere smile.

Bow to them.

Do not let them see your chest!

 

Perform

Tease them,

You ARE a boy

I AM a girl-

 

Lift up your chin,

Let me sink my teeth,

Deep, into your Adams apple

My boy,

I’ll rot you to the core.

 

Mine, my doll, my darling-

Let me twirl your tight curling locks

I am hidden,

Hidden away-

Come over here

Find me!

 

Play,

Take of your leather brogues, suspenders

Straps

Cufflinks, pocket watch, clothes-

The lot.

 

Show me your wooden stick,

That makes you walk that walk

A middle class male

Tall and proud

A womaniser who can

Talk that talk-

 

Stand before me,

Not behind the looking glass.

Throw me a rose

Please?

Just to me,

The audience claps

Then I leave my seat.