Dear bike i hate you
 Dear bike it's true

You ride up my butt
I think I am doing this for what

You make me peddle you hard
 Can't you sing to me like a bard

I sweat and get really  hot
I want to kick you even though I should not

I know I need to ride you for work
I think I would rather  roll around in the dirt

I may one day love you  so
But for now I wish you would just go

You make my heart and head pound
I fear I will fall off you to the ground

I use you for exercise
I wish my fat I could disguise

I think your pretty and pink
But your just a bike don't care what I think