First Crush (Germ Free Haiku)

She's the hard hitter

 the ear splitter,

A dayglow, spandex, out fitter.

3 feet tall, voice like a wall,

Marianne Said is having a ball,

That girl she’s having a ball.

 

Polly  on  the stage.

 On all fours, shout ‘Plastic bags’

Shout ‘bondage up yours’!

 

Balls and drains

Shit for brains,

I want to sing it all again.

Bring it on, a dayglow dish,

I dream she gave me my first kiss

I wish she gave me my first kiss.

 

Polly  on  the stage.

 On all fours, shout ‘Plastic bags’

Shout ‘bondage up yours’!