Oh, nature's beautiful green
Where dogs love to sit

Circling around, stomping their feet
To find comfort where they see fit

When satisfied, go ahead, proceed!
release thy dirtiest, no one forbid

Scratch thy ground in search for dirt
To cover thy foul from face of the earth

Nature's beautiful green
Where dogs love to sit

Oh, excitement filled my body
My heart starts to beat

Amazed as I am, I went for a stroll
With carelessness I slipped and fall

I stood right away to look for the cause
To lose my balance, below I suppose

I seized my feet, then found a horror
A familiar thing, dark in color

I froze and laughed for a bit
Then said to myself, "Aw damn, its a shit!"