Now for something differant, lol

 

The Willows is alive and kicking

with drunks and punks and

low life skunks and

bling bling boys a many,

the music's loud, the laughter wild and

drunken delight is the

game tonight.

 

The King's alive

he's up on stage

singing love songs with

Mickey Mouse and Old Bill Bailley

who won't be going home tonight.

 

Over in the corner

Donald Duck and the great Ray Charles

are singing the blues

sat on stools of ice.

 

Bob Marley as stopped his wailing, and

got himself some Tequilla Gold and

Eddie Grant says

he don't wanna dance no more

and is going home alone.

 

Bill and Ben are having a scrap

because they have gone and lost Zebedee,

Leonard and Kris are still quite pissed

but singing love songs for a change.

 

Nat King Cole is in a hole

and nobody will talk to him, whilst

Old Blue Eyes is getting the eye from

Michael who is dressed in black.

 

Jack and Jill are having a fumble

which will turn into a rumble

when Mr. Ed finds out,and

on the street the Bouncers

are bouncing heads

like on every Friday night.

 

The Willows is rocking

The Willows is shocking

as  I make my way home,

I've got Alice and Sylvie to

Help Me Make It Through The Night.