My mummy was most wondyful and she had yellow hair

she got mad once at daddy cause he let me choose what I should wear

she didnt think that tights and shorts were how a child should dress

and didnt want her daughter walking round like a complete mess

 

My mummy cut my finger once when I was steeling cheese

she said twas just an accident but was cause i didnt say please

she used to pull my hair out when she was brushing it

she said it didnt hurt but it did do quite a bit!

 

Mummy did do baking but it wasnt very nice

cause she put to much flavouring in the covering ice

but we made cheesecakes by mixing up the sand

I did most of it really but she often lent a hand

 

We used to crumble oxo but it looked like brownish soil

and mix it in the hotpot then leave it in to boil.

Then mummy would make pudding of milk, raisings and rice

It cooked lots in the microwave and it was jolly nice

 

and then when it was bedtime she would brush my teeth

and read me lots of stories until I was asleep

but first we would establish what i'd dream about that night

and she'd turn on the little house which was my nighttime light

 

I gave her a malteaser and put a kiss on it

she ate it though i think it made her puke a little bit

I drew faces on her mirrors, left teabags in her tea

we're not together now but mummys always here  with me