14.Joe Bloggs’ I.O.U.*

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Improved broadband speed

Rows about which channel to watch

Long-legged blondes

Christmas in October

Needing a piss

Genius

Disappointment at Wimbledon

Itches in awkward places

Violence

Best of Beethoven for £3.99

Weeding the garden

All creatures (great and small)

Shakespeare’s plays

Trying to be popular

Food

The Israel-Palestine conflict

Keeping fit

Ageing

Language

The to-do list

People

History

Bills

Water

Knowledge

Feeling unloved

Movement

Thought

Time

Light