It happened one night

in downtown Bangkok

in that place next to

Pussy Galore.

Me and Cheap Charlie on the Mekong

feeling rather dizzy and socially confused, and

Charlie was getting in a mood

he does you see, it's the Mekong.

"I didn't come all this way

  just to get pissed with you

 I want some culture" he said

as he fell of bar stool.

So we went to Jools

where it's always cultural

and got some pie and chips

and another bottle of Mekong of couse,

it's good to go local, don't you think