Life & Stress

 

I used to go to work each day

I often wore a dress

Some folk thought It was a bit strange

But I know it was just Stress!

 

They talk of blue sky vision

or would it meet the acid test?

The only training I got was a collision course

They told me it was Stress!

 

The Doctor gave me some yellow pills

to help me with my sleeping

I would have preferred a pay rise

to help me with my drinking!

 

I refused to give my life to the treadmill

whilst driving the business forward

or to leap out of a window of opportunity

whilst being commercially awkward!

 

I have now found the love of my life

who has pulled me out of the faeces

But if she new I wore her dress to work

she would go to flipping pieces!