Ambrose was an android, 

Unable to feel, 

With a cold mind of logic, 

And a cold heart of steel. 

 

He wore a gold waistcoat, 

And a silver bowtie, 

And he lived in an airship, 

Twelve hundred feet high. 

 

The captain was Roger, 

He came from Bridgend, 

And Ambrose the android

Was Roger's best friend.