School Sports Day
School Sports Day
School Sports Day was a major event
for which there was a very large tent
In fact Mrs Smith said it was a Marquee
behind which was a place for us to pee
The day took place in a local park
and each running lane had been given its mark
Mrs Burrows was in charge of First Aid
behind a trestle table appropriately laid
Several races were due to take place
beginning with the three legged race
During which several fights broke out
as spectators began to laugh and shout
The egg and spoon race was soon underway
an awkward event and inadviseable to sway
Then came the long awaited relay race
until the Headmaster said there was not enough space
The park was left in the most awful mess
and most could not have cared less
The annual event was over and done
with a few prizes that had been valiantly won