God

If she is omnibenevolent, omniscient and omnipotent;

Then I want to meet her creator’s creator’s creator,

After all, lest we forget, the belief in creationism is infinite……

 

Curator of secrets. A fraud.

Plagiariser of Buddha. A dictator.

A hypocritical book to dissect,

A lot of information to correct.

 

Now let’s not try to kid ourselves and pretend to believe,

That our all kind, all knowing, all powerful creed,

Wants a harmonious world, when there is so much hate,

To have us up there kneeling, in front of her pearly gate.

On judgement day, I shall stand there proud,

With my 2 fingers up and shouting it loud.

“You wanker, you twat, you fascist fuck”

Take me back down to the ground and let me look,

At the children you’ve killed, with your all seeing eye;

Their parents who still pray and are living this lie.

 

Just put me in the ground and let me decompose,

Not in heaven, nor hell, or the Asphodel Meadows.

To unite us chimps, once and for all,

With a push and shove and a great big haul,

Because tyranny like this we must confront,

You superficial and vulgar, grade A cunt.