As a Country we have been conned.
Just like magic, a wave of the wand.
Behind magic mirrors, a cheap trick.
Out of nowhere, through smoke thick.

Out of thin air, suddenly there to see.
Teresa May has found a 'money tree'
Great timing for the DUP it was found.
On its branches over a billion pound.

This money tree must reach the sky.
A money tree means 10 votes to buy.
Nothing left on the tree for the NHS.
Police and firefighters, nothing I guess.

Just money for a desperate Tory deal.
May's low, embarrassing pact to seal.
10 palms greased, public money spent.
The 'magic money tree' came and went.