The Loneliness of the long distance shopping trolley
It lies forlornly in a shallow murky stream
Rust particles starting to show on its mesh structure
and a soggy till receipt hugs against its side
together with a crumpled Mars bar wrapper.
Bread, milk, cream cakes and mushy peas, will have long been transferred
from this receptacle to fridge, pantry or stomach, after which a short
but violently rocky trip to the local woods, where unceremoniously dumped
for all the kids to play with.
They did wheelies with it, giving each other rides, and racing against time
with an iPhone to hand that was mine.
This until a wheel snapped off, rendering it useless and past its push by date
A watery grave now being the only option for this whopper shopper
no prayers said here, only kids laughing and going off their trollies.
Didn’t cost them any lolly, so just leave it here for the volunteers to clear.
All this because a lazy local shopper had filled the trolley chocca blocker
and couldn’t be arsed to check out or bag it, instead electing to drag it
a mile or two, to their smoke filled, beer instilled
two bedroomed flat, paying rent a thing of the past.
A mug of coffee and a fag, then a push, a tug and a drag
to whatever spot was the tip today, then just casually walk away.
RIP Tesco trolley, your folly is complete.
Your aluminium soul at heavens gate,
If you’ve no pound coin it may be too late.