Egomania
Karen into the psychiatrist did go.
" I'm having a problem with my husband called Jo,
He's insane and thinks he's a chick !
Its driving me mad,please do something quick !"
"How long has the problem existed ?"
"A year, to complain I resisted ."
"Why didn't you bring him in before?"
"To be honest we sold his eggs door to door."
"Methinks you should both remain here,
There's no immediate cure for egomania ."