I don't want to be emo anymore
So can you pour me a glass of vodka for I can snore
I know I'm the edgy king but I want to look like Thor
I'm so broke I sleep on my dad's floor
I know I'm not sexually attractive but I have a nice core

I've been self-loathing this whole song
So can you buy me a new bottle of vodka
Because this one is empty like my brain
I'm doing my best to be happy but I'm just not

I think I'll go back to rhyming 
The last word in this song now

I'm trying to make relocatable music
I feel like I'm becoming lucid
With all this mucus coming out of me
So you might want to become a NyQuil user

I don't need you to hate me 
So can you buy me a new bottle of vodka
Because this one is empty like my brain

I should really stop rapping
But I think I enjoy trapping
So can we go out like strapping
That line was pretty weak so 
I'm going to go stop this before ruin this

So can you buy me a new bottle of vodka
Because this one is empty like my brain

I need more alcohol 
We need more alcohol
We all scream for alcohol
But it's 2 a.m. and all the bars are closed crap!!