WANNA BE IN MY GANG?
By Fred Varden
I’m a one man gang
Don’t want to join your gang
I’m the leader of my own gang
My gang doesn’t ask for sacrifices 
When I wanted to join your gang
You wanted me to prove worthy
of joining your gang by promoting it
and campaigning for you

so that you could be highlighted as a good gang leader and become a gang master
Every gang leader has to have gang members

I am the sole member of my one man gang, a sort of one man band without any instruments 
Well at least that way I don’t have to face the music or play around to justify my gang standing or reputation
Do you want to be in my gang?
Tough because I AM the gang