the day that ben got binned 
it was to everyone the funniest thing 
he asked his friend
 for a hand to lend 
his friend refused .
Ben got confused 
he winged nd moaned
bitched nd groaned
dragging nd cursing the bin to it's home

he lift the wheely bin lid
his fingers had slipped 
he dropped the wee bin nd panicked a bit
ben had to think quick ..
so he dove in the shit 
and rescued the bin
came back to the kitchen with gravy foot to chin

the  chef asked where the fuck have ya bin
laughing his head of with his guiltless grin
ben replied
 with anger in his eyes
covered in carvery waste from customers leftovers put aside 
where have I bin
where have I wheely bin
because of you I had to jump in the fuckin thing!