What an embarrassing day.
It started with me not even being ready for the day.
The morning never existed,
For the snooze button showed off its resistance .
Time for class came,
But I was still absent from my own brain.
Fingers holding my eye lids like clothes pins just trying to stay awake.
Teacher looking at me like " is my class this lame?" 
Boom came the coffee train.
Oh boy, that gave the class and me a shake.
Jake was finally awake.
Leg bouncing up and down uncontrollably like my mouth now. 
Laughter errupting from the smart comments being thrown down.
Why does that make me proud? 
Time to go to the bathroom now and pull my pants down. Mom I'ma make you proud.
I peed my pants some how! 
Shock overwhelmed me, what do I do now ?
Should I stay here like a caveman until this place closes down?
Why am I laughing right now?
Shoot, Bob walked in, now everyone's gonna know now.
A smile struck his face.
"Jake what wrong with you now?"
I couldn't keep a straight face.
"Bob I just peed my pants in the place."
Redness and laughter crippled his face.
He suggested I run home or I'll stink up the place.
So I did, all red in the face.
I earned a nickname today.
You can call me pee pants after this embarrassing day.