Ive got a can of baked beans, the one with sausages inside, 
I’ll have them with toast and cheese with a glass of water on the side. 

‘Ah how lovely’ I hear you say, a meal fit for a king!
I’d go downstairs and make it now if it wasn’t for one thing. 

You see I’m in quite the predicament, don’t know what I should choose,
Do I have a shower first or once I’ve had my food?

I don’t want to smell like food all day, so I should have a post bean shower,
But knowing me I’ll eat so much I’ll need to lay down for an hour. 

I really can’t decide so I seek some advice from a mate,
She says ‘you’ll have to flip a coin my friend, let that decide your fate’

(it was tails, I had beans first)